In The Morning I Awake
I Feel My Bladder About To Break
I Scratch My Balls I Rub My Eyes
Just Feeling Lousy

My Girlfriend Tells Me That
It's Time To Take A Bath
I Say, "No, Not Today, It's Only Tuesday"

Once Every 24 Hours
I'm Supposed To Take A Shower
That's Not The Way I Do It
Do It Do It

Personal Hygiene Is The Last Thing On My Mind
I Don't Want To Do It
Do It Do It

It Doesn't Make A Difference To Me
Everyday I Do The Same Old Thing
So Why Should I Have To Be Clean?

Those Dreaded Wednesdays And Saturdays
Also Known As Shower Days
I Hate Them