She's Dreamin' About A Steak, It Gets Her Teeth Hot
Within A Minute Or Two, She's Startin' To Chew
She's Coughing Up A Clot

Blood-soaked Slices, Ripe And Raw
Shredded Pulp From Jaw To Jaw
The Aftertaste Of Fiber-paste Is Salty Denouement

Well, Why Don't We All Dig In, And Suck Us Up Some Innard?
This Here Pig's Been Dead A Long Long Time
I Been Around Awhile, Been Lunched And Brunched And Dinnered
And Nothing Beats A Sweaty Slab Of Prime

She's No Vegetarian, She's Nobody's Fool
She Packs In Pounds Of Greasy Grounds
You Can Smell It In Her Stool

She's Dreamin' About A Steak, It Gets Her Teeth Hot, Hot
Within A Minute Or Two, She's Startin' To Chew
She's Coughing Up A Clot

Not Dead Yet, But Gettin' Close, So Close
Pretty Soon She's Comatose
A Victim Of A Poisoned Protein Overdose

Well, Why Don't We All Dig In, And Suck Us Up Some Innard?
This Here Pig's Been Dead A Long, Long, Long, Long, Long, Long Time
I Been Around Awhile, Been Lunched And Brunched And Dinnered
And Nothing Beats A, Nothing Beats A Sweaty Slab Of Prime

She's No Vegetarian, She's Nobody's Fool
She Packs In Pounds Of Greasy Grounds
You Can Smell It In Her Stool