She's Not Eatin' Bacon, Not Eatin' Sausage,

And She Won't Eat Eggs, Not Eatin' Chicken

Not Eatin' Turkey, She Won't Have A Steak,

But I Just Can't Help Feelin' Sorry

For This Poor Little Lettuce Head

You Know, I Can't Stop Cryin' Cause I

Know This Broccoli's Dead

Vegetarian, I'm Not A Vegetarian, Vegetarian...she's A

Poor Little Cow, Little Sheep, Little Fish

How Can I Sleep? When Carrots Are Bleedin'

Plants Are Screamin' And Tomatoes Cry,

You Say "it's Not So Bad, They're Only

Vegetables", That's What You Said

Maybe I'm A Murderer, But I'm Hungry

And They're Better Off Dead.

Save A Plant, Eat A Cow,

I Want Beef, I Want It Now!

I'm Gonna Eat It Cause It's Red!

I'm Gonna Eat It Cause It's Dead!

Maybe I Should Eat It Raw Let The

Blood Run Down My Jaw

I'd Eat People If It Was Legal,

I'd Eat People If It Was Legal!