I'm A Kleptomaniac, And I Am Proud To Say That I'm Also A Hypochondriac
As Well So Tell Me What To Do, Ooh
I'm Scared Of Going Outside Coz I Could Catch A Cold, I'll Catch Another's Cold
I'm Desperate To Be Arrested Coz I'm So Unsure Of What I Might Do

Save Me, Before I Break The Law Again
God Save Me Before I Make Another Sin

Now I'm Getting Treated For My Mental Illnesses
And Every Night I Lock The Door To My Little Lover Self
But I Forgot To Tell I'm Also Claustrophobic

Save Me, Save Me Before My Head Explodes
Save Me, Save Me So I Can Break My Mental Code

Now I'm Starting To Get Well,
But Still I'm Scared Coz Every Time I See Her Child I Get Erections

So Please, Save Me, Save Me Before My Head Explodes
Now Save Me, So I Can Break My Mental Code
Now Save Me, Save Me Before I Break The Law
Oh Save Me So I Can Break My Mental Code (my Mental Code)
Save Me From Myself
Save Me
God Save Me From Myself
Oh Won't You Save Me?