We Are Gathered Here
Today In These Majestic
Halls Of Old To Honor
A Man They Call
Sathington Willoughby.
There's A Joke Or Two,
A Pun Or Three
I Feel That Must Be
Told Then I Go On To
Speak Of Sathington Willoughby.
Sathington Willoughby
The Legislator That
Penned Us Up A Bill
That Banned The Use
Of Certain Things Like This And That.