Well, Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy
Or Daddy Looked A Lot Like Him
It's Not The Way I Had Him Pictured
Santa Was Much Too Thin

He Didn't Come Down The Chimney
So Mama Must Have Let Him In
Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy
Or Daddy Looked A Lot Like Him

Well, They Thought I Was Fast-a-sleppin'
They Thought That I Was Tucked In His Bed
They Never Thought I'd Come A-peepin'
Or That I'd Hear What Was Said

Santa Put His Arm Around Mama
And Mama Put Her Arm Around Him
So If Santa Claus Ain't Daddy
Well Then I'm A Gonna Tell On Them

Well, Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy
Or Daddy Looked A Lot Like Him
It's Not The Way I Had Him Pictured
Santa Was Much Too Thin

I Never Saw Dancer Or Prancer
I Never Heard The Sleigh Bells Ring
I Never Saw A Red-nosed Reindeer
Like They Show On The TV Screen

But He Sure Brought Lots Of Presents
So Santa Claus He Must Have Been
Well He Sure Looked A Lot Like Daddy
Or Daddy Looked A Lot Like Him

Well, Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy
Or Daddy Looked A Lot Like Him
It's Not The Way I Had Him Pictured
Santa Was Much Too Thin