I'm Not A Human, If That's What You Think
Even Though My Eyes Are Blue And My Skin Is So Pink
You See
I Am An Android
It Isn't Blood That Floats In My Veins
It's A Strange Kind Of Fluid Which Reminds Of Oil
Which Means
I Am An Android
My Electronic Heart Is A Microchip
And The Rest Of Me Is More Or Less Plastic
I Am An Android
Don't See Me As A Robot, That's Something I Don't Like
You See, A Robot Is So Clumsy, As Clumsy As A Bike
You See
I Am An Android
I Am So Gracious, More Than Anyone
So Just Call For Me And Anything Will Be Done
You See
I Am An Android
Usually I Am A Nice Little Prick
Especially When I Swing My Silver Dick
You See
I Am An Android