Just The Other Day My
Emotional Chip Was Delivered To Me

The Time Was Right To Explore
A Human Mystery

I Went To A Bar, Found A Nice Little Piece
Her Voice Was Soft She Said, "How Do You Like These?"

Before I Knew What To Say
She Started To Act In A Very Strange Way!
I Don't Know What She's Doing To Me
Is It A Kiss? Is It Supposed To Be?
I Wasn't Programmed For This, You See
I Only Know It In Theory
What Is She Doing With Her Hand
I Can't Understand Her Talk About "being A Man"

By A Coincidence, She Had A Room
On The Second Floor

We Went Upstairs And Got Undressed
Then She Asked, "Have You Done It Before?"

I Can't Lie So I Said "No,
But I Hope That You're Willing To Show"

"I'll Do Anything As Long As You Pay"
Then She Started To Act In Another Strange Way!
I Don't Know What She's Doing To Me
Is It A Kiss? Is It Supposed To Be?
I Wasn't Programmed For This, You See
I Only Know It In Theory
Are Those Games Really Necessary
To Reach The Final Goal?!
I Don't Know What She's Doing To Me
Is It A Kiss That It's Supposed To Be
I Wasn't Programmed For This, You See
I Only Know It In Theory