Don't Make Me Try To Listen

To That Ska-core Crap

Just Bust Out Some Metallica

Or Pop In Spinal Tap

You Say That Metal's Stupid

Wrong I Think You Need A Reason

That's Why I Wrote This Song

You Say I Don't Care Cause Satan Is My Best Friend

Oh I Don't Know But Its Alright

I Want You To Know I Don't Know What You Said

Cause Something You Should Know My Friend

Is Its Much Too Loud For Me To Hear

I Bash My Head Repeatedly

Hard Into The Wall

And Fast I Will Will I Repeat Brain Damage

Will I Fall You Can't Expect That?

You Don't Think That's Alright?

Well I Don't Care Cause

I'll Listen To Metal All Night!