My Mama Told Me, "Don′t You Dare Drink And Drive"
But I Crashed My Car Through The Guardrail Of The 405
And Then I Floated Up To Heaven's Gates And I Got In LineWhere I Waited ′til The Bouncer Looked Me Dead In The Eyes

And He Said, "Hey Bro, Who Do You Know Here? You're Not On The List"
And I Was Like, "Oh Shit, That's So Weird, I Thought I′d Get In
Let Me Talk To Your Manager, I Swear He′s My Friend"
And Then He Was Like, "No, Bitch, You Belong In Hell"
And Then I Said

"Don't Kick Me Out, I′ll Burn It Down, I'll Burn It Down
Go Fuck Yourself, I′ll Burn It Down, I'll Burn It Down
Let Me Talk To Your Manager, I Swear He′s My Friend
Don't Kick Me Out, Go Fuck Yourself"

Fuck This Stupid Piece Of Shit Club, I Bet The Drinks Were Overpriced
Going To Hell To Get My Dick Sucked Where There's Women And Free Wine
Straight To The Devil′s Gates Where I Skipped The Line
And I Tapped Up The Bouncer, He Looked Me In The Eyes

And He Said, "Hey Bro, It′s Good To See Ya, Your Name's On The List"
And I Was Like, "Oh Shit, That′s So Sick, I Knew I'd Get In"
Then I Talked To The Manager, He′s My New Best Friend
And He Was Like, "Yo, Bitch, You Belong In Hell"
And Then I Said

"Don't Kick Me Out, I′ll Burn It Down, I'll Burn It Down
Go Fuck Yourself, I'll Burn It Down, I′ll Burn It Down
Let Me Talk To Your Manager, I Swear He′s My Friend
Don't Kick Me Out, Go Fuck Yourself"