The Other Night Me And My Girl Went Bowling
The Other Night Me And My Girl Went Bowling
Went To A Place Called Joe's That's Where Everybody Goes

When We Walked In She Turned Every Face In The Place
When We Walked In She Turned Every Face In The Place
A Cool Number Jumped Up And Made A Play For My Girl
I Said "Come On Boy"

I Said "Don't Mess With Me Cos I Got A Cast Iron Arm"
I Said "Don't Mess With Me Cos I Got A Cast Iron Arm"
"Oh When You You Mess With Me That Only Rings My Alarm"

Well The Music Was A-rockin' And The Place Was A-jumpin' With Jive
Well The Music Was A-rockin' And The Place Was A-jumpin' With Jive
Well The Same Cool Number Made The Same Wrong Move
I Hit Him In The Head

I Said "Don't Mess With Me Cos I Got A Cast Iron Arm"
I Said "Don't Mess With Me Cos I Got A Cast Iron Arm"
"Oh When You You Mess With Me That Only Rings My Alarm"

I Said "Don't Mess With Me Cos I Got A Cast Iron Arm"
I Said "Don't Mess With Me Cos I Got A Cast Iron Arm"
"Oh When You You Mess With Me That Only Rings My Alarm"