Oh, I Was Kicked Back In A Rented Cabana,
Easin' My Mind With Some Old Carlos Santana,
Nibblin' On Banana Moon Pie,
When I Swore I Saw An Angel From Heaven Floatin' By.
Then I Thought: "No, No Way: She Must Be From Around Here."
She Got One Of Those Tans You Just Know She Wears All Year.
Swayin', Sashayin', Flip-floppin' Along,
Like Wherever She May Be Is Right Where She Belongs.

An' I Thought: "Oooh, I Love The Local Girls."
"Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
"I Love The Local Girls.
"Lo, Lo, Local; Lo, Lo, Local; Lo, Lo, Local Girls."

I Said: "Madam, If You Have Nowhere To Go,
"Can I Interest You In An Ice-cold Pacifico?"
An' She Said: "As Luck Would Have It,
"I Got Nothin' But Time,"
She Reached In Her Back-pack,
Said: "Down Here You'll Find,
"That A Lady Don't Leave Home,
"Without A Couple Of Limes."

An' I Said: "Oooh, I Love The Local Girls."
"Oh, La, La, La, La, La, La, La,
"I Love The Local Girls.
"Lo, Lo, Local; Lo, Lo, Local; Lo, Lo, Local Girls."

Later On She Took Me To This Bar Built Out Of Cinder Blocks,
One Of Those Joints With A Notice To Shell Park In Line.
While We Were Dancin', She Whispered: "I Like You A Lot."
An' I Said: "My, My, My, Go On: Say That One More Time."

Five Years Later, Here I Am Intermittent
With A Couple A-toaheads As That Big Ol' Orange Sun Is Settin'.
I Can't Believe How Good It's Stuill Gettin',
As I Watch My Daughters Splashin' In The Water.

An' I Thought: "Oooh, I Love The Local Girls."
"Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
"I Love The Local Girls.
(Here She Come, Now.)
"Lo, Lo, Local; (Hey.)
"Lo, Lo, Local; (Here She Come, Now.)
"Lo, Lo, Local Girls.
"Lo, Lo, Local; (Ooh.)
"Lo, Lo, Local; (Whoo.)
I Love The Local Girls.
"Lo, Lo, Local; Lo, Lo, Local;
I Love The Local Girls.
I Love The Local Girls.
I Love The Local Girls...