Well I'm Waiting At The Bus Stop In Downtown L.A.
Well I'm Waiting At The Bus Stop In Downtown L.A.
But I'd Much Rather Be On A Boardwalk On Broadway

Well I'm Sitting Here Thinkin' Just How Sharp I Am
Well I'm Sitting Here Thinkin' Just How Sharp I Am
I'm An Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man

Well I Promo Groups When They Come Into Town
Well I Promo Groups When They Come Into Town
Well They Laugh At My Toupee, They're Sure To Put Me Down

Well I'm Sitting Here Thinking Just How Sharp I Am
Yeah I'm Sitting Here Thinking Just How Sharp I Am
I'm A Necessary Talent Behind Every Rock And Roll Band

Yeah, I'm Sharp
I'm Really, Really Sharp
I Sure Do Earn My Pay
Sitting On The Beach Every Day, Yeah
I'm Real Real Sharp, Yes I Am
I Got A Corvette And A Seersucker Suit
Yes I Have

Here Comes The Bus, Uh Oh
I Though I Had A Dime
Where's My Dime
I Know I Have A Dime Somewhere
I'm Pretty Sure........