I Am A Mouse

Called Maximillian Mouse

And I Live In My Maximillian...Mouse House

I'm Very Well Bred

I'm Pure Castillian Mouse

And I Come From A Long Long Long Long Long Long Line Of

Castillian Mouses



Ole!



But It Always Has Been Perilous

Crossing The Arena To The Supermarkets

Where I Buy My Cheese..



It's Regularly Perilous

When I Think Of Bull-fights

There's A Quaking In My Knees



I've Always Had

A Taste For Colourful Things

And This Day I Was Wearing My Red Cortocaportocontrezbutonizonalado

E Sulapa Ancocobosiasacadelamanorajo Et

Plato Del Toros Dressing Gown



I Must Confess I've Been In Gullible Rings

For The Bull, When He Saw What I Wore

Came Rushing At Me



Ol...

(clear Throat)

Ole.



But If You Think That Because I Am Small I Am Puny

You Are Wrong

I Stood My Ground

I Did Not Move

I Could Not Move



The Picador's Horse Was Standing On My Tail

So Swiftly I Turned And I Nipped Him In The Fetlocks

He Was Most Embarrassed

But For The Moment I Was Free



I Pirouette To Safety And The Bull Thunders Past Me

Brrrah

Then, I Hear The Trumpet Call For The Death

I Have Resolved To Dispatch Senor Toros With The Classic Pass Of The Dead One

The Crowd Screamed "No, No!" But

I Plant My Feet Firmly, One (stamp), And Two (stamp)



(quietly)

Three (stamp), Four (stamp)



Then, From Ten Yards Away I Called The Bull To Me

Toros!

He Comes Rushing Towards Me!



(bang, Crash)



(Smugly)

I Tripped Him...



I Am A Mouse

Called Maximillian Mouse

And I Live In My Maximillian...Mouse House



I'm Very Well Bred

I'm Pure Castillian Mouse

And I Come From A Long Long Long Long Long Long Line Of

Bull-fighting Mouses



Ole!