[Trucker:} "Hey Kid, You Looking For A Lift?
Get On Up Here
How's It Going Good Buddy?"
I Nailed Ducks To The Wall
Kept My Heart In Dark Ruins
I Built Bungalows Over The Hills
Dunroamin, Duncarin, Dunlivin
Took My Girl To The Country
To Sleep Out Under The Moon
Next Thing She's Going Crazy
[Trucker:] "Women Are Like That Kid
What The Hell Can You Do?"
She Waits For The Real Mr. Right To Come
Gently Removing Her Heart
With His Promises Of Real Communication
[Trucker:] "I Saw A Program About That On TV, Heh"
Who's Always Picking Up The Tab
Who Built A Bungalow For His Momma And Dad
Me.....
Who Took You Out To All The Shows
Who Worked His Fingers To The Bone
Me....
While You Were Asleep
[Jade:] "It Was Me...I Did!"
I Kept You In Buttons And Bows
[Jade:] "Christ! All Those Clothes!
So You Could Encourage This Creep
[Hick:] "With That Program
I Bet Some Son Of A Bitch Made A Million Dollars."
With His Neat Feet
And His Clean Fingernails
With His Wise But Twinkling Eyes
He's A Rock Standing Out In An Ocean Of Doubt
[Trucker:] "Get Movin', Get Off The Road Ya Goddam Faggot."
And Compromise
I'd Like To Go On With This Bit Of A Song
Describing This Schmuck
I'd Like To Go On, But I'm Going To Throw Up
[Trucker:] "Not In My Rig You Don't Boy
Get The Hell Out Of Here.