One Beer Then I'm Gone

The Ugliest Women That I've Laid Eyes On

Got Together And Decided To Come Here

They're Not Pretty

They're Not Small

I Don't Give A Damn At All

Tonight I'm Only Having Just One Beer



Yeah Tonight I'm Only Having Just Two Beers

I Don't Mind The Atmosphere In Here

It Feels So Right, It Must Be Wrong

I Know I Can't Stay Too Long

Tonight I'm Only Having Just Two Beers



Three Beers But No More

There's No Way I'm Drinking Four

My Attitude's Improving With The Beer

I Was Mad But Now I'm Glad

The Women In Here, They Ain't So Bad

Tonight I'm Only Having Just Three Beers



Yeah Tonight I'm Only Having Just Six Beers

I Kinda Like The Atmosphere In Here

It Feels So Right, It Must Be Wrong

I Know I Can't Stay Too Long

Tonight I'm Only Having Just Six Beers



Twelve Beers Then I Quit

Oh Good Lord I'm Drunk As Shit

I Just Spent My Whole Paycheck In Here

I Took A Chance

I Tried To Dance

I Threw Up And Pissed My Pants

All Off One Beer



Yeah Tonight I'm Only Having Just One Beer

At Least That's What I Said When I Got Here

It Felt So Right, But It Was Wrong

I Know That I've Stayed Too Long

I Think I Musta Drank Hundred Beers

Well Now I Wished I Had Only One Beer



God I Wish I Never Came In Here