The Rain Poured Down The Wind Swept Avenue
On Another Dark Wet December Afternoon
All My Cherished Memories Are Of You
All My Warmth And Comfort Stayed With You

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter
But The Telephone Calls Are Free
Cause The Boys In The Next Apartment
Are Working All Day
They're A Great Bunch Of Guys
But I Think They're All Gay
What Am I Doing
Avoiding What I'm Trying To Say

Oh God I Wish I Was Home Tonight
With You In My Arms
Oh God I Wish I Was Home Tonight

Send Me A Naked Picture
By The U.S. Mail
Write A Pornographic Letter
You Know I Won't Tell
Keep Your Legs Closed Tight
Keep Your Body Under Lock And Key
Stay Home At Night
And Save All The Best Parts For Me

Yeah Baby
Oh God I Wish I Was Home Tonight
Yes I Do Baby
Oh God I Wish I Was Home Tonight, Oh

I Could Be Home In Time For Christmas
If You Want Me To Be
There's A Plane Leaves Here At Midnight
Arriving At Three
But I'm A Bit Financially Embarrased
I Must Admit
To Tell You The Truth My Honey
I Haven't A Cent

Oh God I Wish I Was Home Tonight
Tonight Baby
Oh God I Wish I Was Home Tonight

Guess I'd Better Ring Off
Before The Boys Get Home
My Regards To All Your Family
And Everyone At Home
There's A Lump Comes In My Throat
And A Tear I Can't Hide
Cause I Want To See You So Badly
I Just May Die
And You Know Why Baby

Oh God I Wish I Was Home Tonight
With The Ones That I Love
Oh God I Wish I Was Home Tonight
Oh God I Wish I Was Home Tonight
Oh My God I Wish I Was Home Tonight
Tonight, Tonight

I've Been Hearing Voices
Out On The Street
They Say You've Found Some One Else
Who's Really Quite Neat
But He Doesn't Move You Like I Do
Tell Me What I Wanna Hear
That It Just Ain't True