Dr. Everett V. ScottFrom The Day He Was Born
He Was Trouble
He Was The Thorn
In His Mother's Side
She Tried In Vain


CriminologistBut He Never Caused Her Nothing But Shame

Dr. Everett V. ScottHe Left Home The Day She Died
From The Day She Was Gone
All He Wanted
Was Rock And Roll Porn
And A Motorbike
Shooting Up Junk


CriminologistHe Was A Low Down Cheap Little Punk

Dr. Everett V. ScottTaking Everyone For A Ride

ChorusWhen Eddie Said He Didn't Like His Teddy
You Knew He Was A No Good Kid
But When He Threatened Your Life
With A Switch Blade Knife


Dr. Frank-N-FurterWhat A Guy

Janet WeissMakes You Cry

Dr. Everett V. ScottAnd I Did

ColumbiaEverybody Shoved Him
I Very Nearly Loved Him
I Said Hey Listen To Me
Stay Sane Inside Insanity
But He Locked The Door
And Threw Away The Key


Dr. Everett V. ScottBut He Must've Been Drawn
Into Something
Making Him Warn Me
In A Note Which Reads


ChorusWhat's It Say? What's It Say?

EddieI'm Out Of My Head
Oh Hurry, Or I May Be Dead
They Mustn't Carry Out Their Evil Deeds


ChorusWhen Eddie Said He Didn't Like His Teddy
You Knew He Was A No Good Kid
But When He Threatened Your Life
With A Switch Blade Knife


Dr. Frank-N-FurterWhat A Guy

Janet WeissMakes You Cry

Dr. Everett V. ScottAnd I Did

ChorusWhen Eddie Said He Didn't Like His Teddy
You Knew He Was A No Good Kid
But When He Threatened Your Life
With A Switch Blade Knife


Dr. Frank-N-FurterWhat A Guy

ChorusWhoa Ho Ho

Janet WeissMakes You Cry

ChorusHey Hey Hey

Dr. Everett V. ScottAnd I Did

ChorusEddie