It's Halloween And I Just Don't Know If I Can Take It
What Should I Be Thought Of Something Scary Mom Will Make It
Give Me Candy But Leave Out The Kind That Isn' T Branded
This Halloween Turned Out Much Different Than How I Planned It

Best Friend Stole My

Costume That Was Scary
And I Had To Wear Little
Sisters Strawberry
And Everybody Laughed At Me

I Ate Too Much Candy
And Puked On My Girlfriend
And That's When She Dumped Me
So Happy Happy Halloween

It's Halloween And My Mother Chaperoned My Party
Embarrassed Me When She Came Down Dressed As Gymnast Barbie
I Tried To Leave When I Saw Her Flirting Couldn't Stand It
This Halloween Turned Out Much Different Than How I Planned It

Best Friend Stole My

Costume That Was Scary
And I Had To Wear Little
Sisters Strawberry
And Everybody Laughed At Me

I Ate Too Much Candy
And Puked On My Girlfriend
And That's When She Dumped Me
So Happy Happy Halloween

Halloween Is No Longer Fun! If You Go Door To Door Trick-or-treating And You Have A 5 O'clock Shadow, No One Want's To Give You Candy! "Get A Job And Buy Your Own Candy" They Say. It's Not Like Soccer Moms Are Running Short On Candy! But They Say "No, I Will Not Give You Any Sweet-tarts, Go Home And Shave Your Back" It's Just Cruel! And You Know What Else?! Who Cares If I'm Not Wearing A Costume Mrs. Wilson. Dressing Up Was A Ceremony Of The 18'th Century Celtics To Ward Off And Scare Away Evil Spirits. Do You Have Evil Spirits Or Something Mrs. Wilson? Is That Why You Want Me To Wear A Costume?! Cause If You Do Then I Don't Want You Satan Candy! Get Behind Me Satan!

My Uncle Dresses Like A Woman Everyday To Practice For Halloween