Daz: Yee-hah!

You Cheeky Bastards

D A Z Here, My Old Mate Rik

Listen Who The Fucking Hell Do You Think You Are?

Trying To Download This Off The Net

We Just Wont Allow It

Why Don't You Go And Part With 2.99 Of Your Hard Earned

'int That Right Rik?

Rik: Certainly Is Daz

Daz: I'll Tell You What We'll Do

Because We're Like This We'll Let You Have 10 Seconds Of The Chorus Before We Talk Again



Original: "like A Rhinestone Cowboy

Riding Out On A Horse In A Star Spangled Rodeo

Like A Rhinestone Cowboy

Getting Cards And Letters From People I Don't Even Know

And Offers Coming Over The Phone"



Daz: Alright Listen Up You Lot

Cos Er I'm Just Fucking Fed Up Of This

Make Sure You Check Out

Www.rikkianddaz.com

Especially Kids Corner

It's Your Indispensible Guide To A Better Criminal Life

Also Check The Album

What's The Album Called Rik?

Rik: Are You Ready For This?

Daz: I Certainly Am What You Gonna Do?

Exactly Caught You Out There Didn't I Love

So "Are You Ready For This?"

It's Out On Serious Records

Thats If You Can Be Bother Paying The Ad Batch

The Tight Fisted Bastards



Original: "Like A Rhinestone Cowboy

Giddy Up, Giddy Up"



Daz: Right It's Time For Us To Go Now

But Before We Go Rik Wants To Say A Few Words Rik!

Rik: I Love You All

Right So Don't Forget November The 11th

It Might Be November The 18th

'cos The Bastards Are Messing Us About

Also Don't Forget You Can Catch Us On The Smash Hits Tour

Where We Appearing On That Rik?

Rik: Fuck Knows

Daz: Exactly

But Wherever It Is We'll Be A Pile Of Shite And We'll Be Put On First Cause We're Crap

And We'll Stink The Joint Out

Au Reviour

Rik: Daz Has Gone Everybody

He's Got A 12 O Clock With His Trumpet Or Other

I Think He's Just Nicked My Car As Well

So Erm Er Buy This Record

Enjoy The MP3, What's Left Of It