Therapy Sessions Since The Age Of Seven - A Familiar
Dysfunction. Only 21 Going On 11,
When His Loving Arms Became A Truncheon.
Well She Can Act Cute Or She Can Act Coy - The Tantrums
Turn Up Uninvited; She's Playing With Needles 'cos
She's Bored Of Her Toys - Oh It's So Hard To Get Excited.

Misunderstood And Overfed On Mummy's Pills And Daddy's
Bread - Los Angelenos From Hell, You're Doing Very Well.

A Telephone Voice That Keeps Us All Sweet,
But There's Always A Call That's Waiting.
She's Pulling Faces Across The Room As She Speaks,
As If It's All So Irritating.

[CHORUS]

Bubblegum For Brains, She's Getting Silicone Chest
Pains A?? She Don't Look Quite So Young After All That
Holidaying In The Sun.

You Just Need An Agent To Make You A Star - You Know
That The Awards Are Waiting.
Behind Tinted Windows Of American Cars,
You'll Make Interesting Conversation.