I Got This Thing For Nancy Drew. Her Hair Is Blonde Her Eyes Are Blue. Yeah, I Think I'm Falling In Love. I Wish She'd Say She'd Mary Me, And Why She Won't Is A Mystery. Yeah, I Know Its Me She Thinks Of.

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Nancy Drew, I Love You (yes I Do)


One Time These Criminals With Their Guns-they Thought It Would Be Fun To Try And Kill My Nancy Drew. I Jumped Out And Saved Her Life, Then Asked Her To Be My Wife. She Said "No, I'll Never Mary You!"


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It's A Really Big Mystery. I'll Put The Hardy Boys On The Case. Cause No Time In History Has Someone Denied My Face


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And Ill Be True To You, My Nancy Drew