Someone Please Save Us,

Us Collage Kids!

What My Parents Told Me

Is What I Did

They Said Go To School And

Be A Collage Kid

But In The End

I Questioned Why I Did



I'm Poor, I'm Starving, I'm Flat Broke

I've Got No Cash To Spend

Sell All My Books For Front Row Tickets

To Dave Matthews Band

My Girlfriends At Another School

I Know This Year Will Test Her

I Called, Found Out She Had Three Other Boyfrieds Last Semester



(chorus)

And That's Why I Say

Oh No! Not For Me Not For Me

Call It Torture Call It University

No! Arts And Crafts Is All I Need

I'll Take Calligraphy And

Then Ill Make A Fake Degree



80 Grand Later I Found Out

That All That I Had Learned

Is That You Should Show Up To

Take Your Finals And Your Midterms

The Party Scene Is Kinda Mean

I Think It's Sick And Twisted

The Navy Showed Up At My Dorm

And Clamed That I Enlisted

(repeat Chorus)



Don't Get Excited She'll Say 'no'

Without A Doubt You See

And I've Decided College Girls

Just Won't Go Out With Me

They Make Me Nervous And They

Allways Catch Me Off My Guard

Like Cell Phone Service

I Drop Out Cause College Is To Hard



It's Time To Call My Father

Cause It's His Alma Mater

Good Grades Arn't What They Seem

I Think He Knows The Dean

It's Time To Call My Father

Cause It's His Alma Mater

He Said He's Proud Of Me

But College Always Was His Dream

And I Would Always Say It's Not For Me

(repeat Chorus)



Phi, Beta, Delta, Kappa

Do What Will Make You Happy

Do What You Feel Is Right

Only But One Thing Matters

Learn How To Live Your Life

Do What Will Make God Happy

Do What You Feel Is Right

Only But One Thing Matters

Learn How To Live Your Life