I Was Sleeping By The Wasteside Of Tomorrow
But Its Better Than Sleeping By The Wasteside Of Today
All The Barbershops And Funeral-homes Were Open
And The Customers Were Coming And The Business Was Doing Great

I Was Sleeping By The Wasteside Of Tomorrow
Just Dreaming Dreams And Drooling On My Bed
All The People In My Town Would Be Born
Then They'd Get Themselves A Little Hair Cut
And Then Promptly After They'd Be Dead

I Was Sleeping By The Wasteside Of Tomorrow
When A Drunk Girl Awoke Me On The Train
But I Did Not See Her Stumbling And I Did Not Hear Her Mumbling
As I Dubbed Myself A Passenger
And Kindly Stepped Away

I Was Sleeping By The Wasteside Of Tomorrow I Was Sleeping
I Was Sleeping I Was Sleeping By The Wasteside Of Tomorrow
I Was Sleeping By The Wasteside Of Tomorrow Of Tomorrow
Ladies And Gentlemen
I Was Just Sleeeeee-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I Was Sleeping By The Wasteside Of Tomorrow
But It's Better Than Sleeping By The Wasteside Of Today
All The Barbershops And Funeral-homes Were Open
And The Customers Were Coming And The Business
Was
Doing
Great...