I Cut Off My Hair And Went To Sleep
You Were There, In My Dreams
Nursin 'on My Glass Teat
It Was A Party, You Were Suckin 'liquor
On Your Jacket A VIP Sticker
It Was A Party, You Were Suckin 'liquor
On Your Jacket A VIP Sticker

I Peed In My Pants And Ran Down The Street
Towards Washington Square Park,
Where You Had Been Beat Up
You Were Wearing Rags, I Was Wearing Pointe Shoes
I Tried To Lay Next To You, But You Hit The Snooze

The Definition Of
A Crazy Person Is
Someone Who Does The Same Thing Over
And Over Again, While Expecting New Results
I Cut Off My Tongue
You Started To Kiss Me
Blood Trickled Down
Do Not You Ever Miss Me?
Do Not You Ever Miss Me?
Do Not You Ever Miss Me?
Do Not You Ever Mince Meat?

I Called Up My Momma, But I Could Be Sweet, So
I Escaped Through The Window On A Rope Made Of Sheets
Got Bitten By A Squirrel
And Stepped On A Syringe
The View Of Manhattan From GW Bridge

You Said, "Honey?"
I Said, "Baby?"
You Said, "Funny."
I Said, "Maybe."
You Says, "Hi Honey."
I Says "Hey Baby."
You Asked, "Was It Funny?"
And I Say, "Well, Maybe."
Maybe, Maybe

I Cut Off My Hair And Went To Sleep
You Were There, In My Dreams
Nursin 'on My Glass Teat
I Cut Off My Hair And Went To Sleep
You Were There, In My Dreams
Nursin 'on My Glass Teat
The Definition Of
A Crazy Person Is
It Was A Party, You Were Sucking Liquor
On Your Jacket, A VIP Sticker
It Was A Party, You Were Sucking Liquor
On Your Jacket A VIP, Uh ....