Hey, Hey Everybody! Look Who's On TV,

Look Who Just Got Famous

Don't You Know It Should Have Been Me...

I'm Not Really Bitter, I'm Not Really Mad,

I Love To See Other People

Get Everything I Ever Wanted To Have,

I Don't Really Care, How Big They Get...

I Hate You, Fuck You Leave Me Alone!

Why Cant I Be Cool Like Them?

I Used To Have A Girlfriend,

I Treated Her So Bad,

She Went Out And Found Another Lead Singer,

Maybe She Just Likes Guys In Bands.

I Give Up On Everything,

All My Dreams Are Dead, Maybe I'll Get A Shotgun,

And Try To Blow Her Right Out Of My Head...

Everybody Says,

"How Come You Aint Made It Yet?" I Hate You,

Fuck You, Leave Me Alone!

Why Can't I Get My Girl Back?

I Knew You Wouldn't Understand,

Just What I'm Tryin To Do, Cause You're Not Me,

And I'm So Glad That I Am Not You...

I Know It's My Problem, There's Nothing I Can Do,

But I Don't Think There Is No Reason,

I Don't Think There's No Excuse For You...

Well I've Learned My Lesson,

Hope You've Learned It To,

And If They're Gonna Go And Do It To Me Well I Guess I'm Gonna Have To Go And Do It To You...

I Don't Really Care, How Much You Cry...

IhateyoufuckyouleavemealoneIhateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!!

Why Can't Anything Go My Way?