(DJ SAYWHAT??)



Our Phone Are Open For All You High Motherfuckers



At 1 800 DIKINYABOOTY



[Redman] Welcome



That's 1 800 Dick In Ya Boo Tay!!



[Redman] Welcome




*ringing Phone Is Answered*



Aiyyo This Is Mad Duke Callin From Da Bricks



I'm On The Block With Uncle Quilly And Leroy Sweetdick



Gettin My Smoke On For You Onionhead Motherfuckers




Hi This K Spark From The Al Parks Dammmn!




Welcome To Another Nineteen Ninety-six Funk Doctor Spock Tape



As We Take Y'all Minds On Another Journey, Through The Darkside



We Uplift You! Def Squad Force Comin Through With The Ruckus



Jammin For All Knotty-headed Peasy Motherfuckers, Ahh



And For Funky Bitches, We Got A Funky Thing For You




I Said I Gets Down Like That, Who Am I (Funk Doctor)



(as I Kiss The Sky)



I Said I Gets Down Like That, Who Am I (Funk Doctor)



(as I Kiss The Sky)




Bomb Troll, Funkier Than Haitian Underarms



Represent Jersey, The Land Of Firearms



Hotwired Cars, Emptying Cigars



Afros, Mofo's, On Knees With Momo's



It's Nasty As I Come My Shit Be Douche



I Used To Be The Chief Instructor For Bruce



Choose Your Weapon -- A FATALITY



Line Your Crew Up Now -- BABALITY



In Nineteen Ninety-six Bitch Ass Niggaz All In My Mix



On Some Rah Rah Shit, Get My Rah Rah Dick!



Nuts Alert, First Sound De Alarm On De Expert



My Network, Operate Sharper Than A Gilette Works



Off The Corner Style Blinds In Knightening Armor



About More Facts Of Life Than Tudy Or Blair Warner



Chi-Town Where You At (we Got Your Back)



D.C. Where You At (we Got Your Back)



My Crew Come Strapped Like MC Eiht With Nickel Plates



Gettin Mad Dead Presidents Ask Lorenzo Tate



Ahh, Gettin Loot Rollin Craps In The Yard



Can't Be Scarred By Media, SO FUCK THE MEDIA



Most MC's Are Terrible, Unbearable



Couldn't Get Stupid If You Were Sliced Cerebral



Ahh No Need To... Act Like He's Shittin



Man You're Funnier Than Ed Griffith, It's Red's Kitchen



My Infrared's Missin, Damn I'm Slippin



I'm Out Of Ammo, Yo Crossbreed, Stick The Clip In