Well You Look Like The Kind Who's Got An Eye For A Bargain
A Kind Of Guy Who Likes To Shop Around
Well I Got Me This Old Heart
That I'm Putting On The Market
And I'll Make You A Deal You Can't Turn Down

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Have I Got A Deal For You
A Heart That's Almost Like Brand New
And I'll Let It Go So Cheap
You'll Think You Stole It 'fore You're Through
Have I Got A Deal For You

Well You Could Search The Whole World Over
And Never Find Another Like It
It's Got A Built In Lifetime Guarantee
It's A One Time Only Offer
And Darling Once You've Tried It
You're Gonna Fall In Love With It You'll See

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