Yeah, He Was A Big Landowner
He Was A Bad Mouth Breather
But You Can See His Station Wagon Stand Alone
Woulda, Coulda, We Shoulda Known

He Was A Failed Cropduster
I Am His Little Sister
He Was A Whistleblower For The F.d.a.
Maybe Was Them Sent Him Away
He Was A Football Player
He Didn't Have Alot To Say

That Guy's A Lousy Actor
He Was A Hard-core Cracker
He Wore A Trenchcoat, And Waved A Dixie Flag
But He's My Brother So I Brag
Don't Be No Dark Naysayer
So They All Said He Was A Fag

He Had A Really Big Trenchmouth
When We Were Living Way Down South
He Had A Really Big Trenchmouth

It's On The Edge Of Nowhere
No Way For Them To Go There
I Know I'm Not Much Help
But Here Is Where I'll Stay
I'm Hoping They'll Find Him Someday
I Should Put Up Some Flyers
Can You Think Of Another Way?

He Had A Really Big Trenchmouth
When We Were Living Way Down South
Then He Up And Disappeared
He Just Left His Car Up Here

He Had A Really Big Trenchmouth
When We Were Living Way Down South
He Had A Really Big Trenchmouth

Nobody Seems To Know Why He
Would Disappear Just Leaving Me Here
On A Dirty Hill For All Time
Me And The Pinetree I Satnd Behind

He Had A Really Big Trenchmouth
When We Were Living Way Down South
He Had A Really Big Trenchmouth