I Want A Diamond
I Really Do
I Think That You
Should Give Me One

Then You Can Prove
Your Love Is True
And That The Gift Giving
Has Just Begun

I Want That Diamond
I Want That Thing
A Tennis Bra-
Celet Or Ring

It Better Shine
It Better Cut
I Know It Is Expensive But

What Other Way
Can You Make Four Months
Of Your Measly Salary
Last A Lifetime?

And What Other Thing
Have I Ever Axed You For?

Besides
The Ability To Read My Mind
And I Didn't Get That Either
Yet.

I Want That Diamond
I Want It So
All Of My Irratating Friends Will Know

That I Have Worth
Not Only That
But That You Love Me Even Though I'm Fat

I Want It And I Want It Now.
I'll Say It Once I Don't Care How
You Get It You Can Rob A Store
There Just Is Nothing I Want More

Than Diamond Jewelry For Me
And I'll Talk Louder So You'll See
How Very Much This Means To Me

Even Some Little Stud Earrings
Gimme The Goddamn Diamond