Caught The Train From Warrabrook


All The Way Into Hornsby.


But Somehow We Got Stuck


Next To A Fat Spastic Old Lady.





She Had A Stereo


And A Granny Pram.


A Big Fat Ugly Gut


And A Pink Bum-bag.





Yeah - Yeah!





All Stations To Central.


She's Been Here Since Newcastle.


And The Knights Are Gunna Win The Comp'





Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman On A Train.





She Had Some Choc-Wheaton's


Some Plastic Tupperware.


She Hated All Asians


'Cos "they're Not From Round Here"





Yeah - Yeah!





All Stations To Central.


She's Been Here Since Newcastle.


And The Knights Are Gunna Win The Comp'





Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman On A Train.





All Stations To Central.


She's Been Here Since Newcastle.


And The Knights Are Gunna Win The Comp'





Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman On A Train.


Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman On A Train.


Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman On A Train.


Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman On A Train.