Was Always Waiting For The Crush


The Car To Drive Right Through The Shops


To Call In Sick And Late At Work


And Take A Holiday





Was Always Tangled Up In Knots


To Keep Myself From Speaking Up


But No-one's Listening Anyway


Just Trying To Bribe Me





And If It's Alright, Then What Am I Doing Here


And If It's Alright, This Place Is Gassed By Fear


And If It's Alright, I'll Tell You, Cos You Never Understand


And If It's Alright, I'll Beg You, Cos I'm A Begging Kind Of Man





Today I Wrote A Bad Cheque


Packed A Bag And Took A Jet


But No-one's Looking Anyway


I Hope They Miss Me





[Sometimes I Think Maybe I'm Making A Big Mistake]