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Look At All These Rumors-running Me Everyday-


I Just Need Some Time-some Time To Get Away From-


From All These Rumors I Can't Take It No More-my Best Friend Say Did You


Hear The One About Me And The Girl Next Door?-





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How Do Rumors Get Started?-thier Started By The Jealous People And- They


Get Mad About Somthin'they Had, And Sombody Else Is Holdin'- They Tell


Me That Temptation Is Very Hard To Resist- These Wicked Women , Oohh They


Just Persist- Maybe You Think It's Cute , But Girl I'm Not Impressed-I Tell


You One Time Only With My Business Please Don't Mess--





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Did You Hear The One About Susan?-some Say She's Much Too Loose- That


Came Straight From A Guy Who Claims He's Tastin' Her Juice- Did You Hear The


One About Michael? - Some Say He Must Be Gay- I Tried To Argue But They Said


If He Were Straight He Would'nt Move That Way- Did You Hear The One About


Tina? - Some Say She's Just A Tease- In A Camosal She's Six Feet Tall


She'll Knock You To You Knees..





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I Can't Go No Place Without Somebody Pointin' A Finger- I Can't Show My


Face Cuz When It Comes To Rumors I'm A Dead Ringer- I'll Think I'll


Write My Congressman And Tell Him To Pass A Bill- The Next Time They Catch


Somebody Started Rumors-shoot To Kill!--





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