She's A Regional Girl
Come To The Big City
Give It A Whirl
She Thinks That She Can Make It
She Thinks That She Can Take It
I Think She's Gonna End Up Makin' Burgers In A Basement
She's A Regional Girl

He's A Regional Guy
Come To The Big City Give It A Try
He Wants To Be A Mover
Yea, He Wants To Shake It Up
I Think He's Gonna End Up Pourin' Pepsi In A Cup
'Cause It's A Regional Lie
It's A Regional Lie

Mary Mary, Mississippi, Indiana Jones
Did You Think That You Could Really Make It On Your Own?
A Singin' Whoa Oh Oh Oh
Whoa Oh Oh Oh
Eddie, Eddie, Good And Ready, Now You Got Your Chance
Try To Keep The Little Buggers Playin' With Your Pants
A Singin' Whoa Oh Oh Oh
Whoa Oh Oh Oh

It's A Regional Lie
The Grass Is Always Green
And The Coke Is Purified
You Wanna Hit The Big Time
Yea, You Wanna Strike It Rich
I Think You're Gonna End Up Bakin' Burgers For Some Bitch

Mary Mary, Mississippi, Indiana Jones
Did You Think That You Could Really Make It On Your Own?
A Singin' Whoa Oh Oh Oh
Whoa Oh Oh Oh
Eddie, Eddie, Good And Ready, Now You Got Your Chance
Try To Keep The Little Buggers Playin' With Your Pants
A Singin' Whoa Oh Oh Oh
Whoa Oh Oh Oh

It's A Regional Lie
The Grass Is Always Green
And The Coke Is Purified
You Wanna Hit The Big Time
Yea, You Wanna Strike It Rich
I Think You're Gonna End Up Bakin' Burgers For Some Bitch
'Cause It's A Regional Lie
It's A Regional Lie