She's A Wonderful Lady And She's Mine, All Mine/ And There Doesn't Seem A Way That She Won't Come And Lose My Mind./It's Too Easy Hummin' Songs To A Girl In Yellow Dress/it's Been A Long Time Since The Party And The Room Is In A Mess/



The Four Kings Of EMI Are Sitting Stately On The Floor/there Are Birds Out On The Sidewalk And A Valet At The Door/he Reminds Me Of A Penguin, With Few And Plastered Hair/there's Talcum Powder On The Letter, And The Birthday Boy Is There/



Why Don't You Cut Your Hair?!/Why Don't You Live Up There?!/Why Don't You Do What I Do, See What I Feel When I Care?!/



Now They've Darkened All The Windows And The Seats In Naughahyde/I've Been Waiting For An Hour, I Can't Find A Place To Hide/the Being Known As Wonder Girl Is Speaking I Believe/it's Not Easy Trying To Tell Her That I Shortly Have To Leave/



Why Don't You Be Like Me?!/Why Don't You Stop And See?!/Why Don't You Hate Who I Hate, Kill Who I Kill To Be Free?!/







Why Don't You Cut Your Hair?!/Why Don't You Live Up There?!/Why Don't You Do What I Do, See What I Feel When I Care?!/



Why Don't You Be Like Me?!/Why Don't You Stop And See?!/Why Don't You Hate Who I Hate, Kill Who I Kill To Be Free?!/



Why Don't You Cut Your Hair?!/Why Don't You Live Up There?!/Why Don't You Do What I Do, See What I Feel When I Care?!