I Wanna Chew My Bubble Gum With You.

And I Wanna Walk You Home From School.

And I Wanna Carry Your Books To Every Class.

And I Wanna Fuck You Up The Ass.

Girl, Don't You Know It's True, How Much I Love You.

I Wanna Sing It 'cross The Land, Oh Won't You Hold My Hand?

She Tells Me That She Loves Me,

Now I'm Gonna Tell Her That I Love Her.

She Tells Me That She Loves Me,

Now I'm Gonna Try And Fuck Her.

But Where The Hell Are My Priorities?

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