She Took All The Pleasure And None Of The Pain
All Of The Credit And None Of The Blame
I Came Home To An Empty Flat
She'd Left Me A Note And Taken The Cat
The Cord That They Knotted To Keep Us Apart
Could Never Be Broken: It Was Tied To My Heart
She Grew Thin And I Grew Fat
She Left Me And That Was That
I'm Thinking Of Renting A Villa In France
A French Girl Has Offered To Give Me A Chance
Or Maybe I'll Take An Excursion To Spain
And Buy A Revolver And Blow Out My Brains