Intro: Mista Wells



1 2 3! In The Place To Be!



As It Is Plain To See We Be The MC's!



On The Microphone And I Do It Swell



I Go By The Name Of Mista Wells!



Standin' Next To Me On The M I C



Is My Main Man Smile Lee!



Standin' Next To Him He Do What He Like



He Go By The Name Of Nephew Mike!



And Last But Not Least Number One In The Crew:



He Goes By The Name Of Howard Who!




Verse 1



[Wells] I Know This Chick Named Tammy, A Real Fly Shortie



She Gets Real Naughty When She Sips On A 40



And When She Gets Tipsy, She Acts Like A Stunt



'Cause A 40 And A Blunt, That's All She Really Wants



[Smile] I Know This Freak Named Bertha, The Town Cum-slurper



I Fucked Her In The Ass Till She Screamed Bloody Murder



And If You See Bertha, Tell Her I'm Gonna Hurt Her



'Cause She Gave Me Some Shit That My Doctor Never Heard Of



[Mike] I Met This Honey Named Anna At The Copacabana



Sippin' Tropicana In A Calm-like Manner



Just Like A Hammer, I Really Tried To Slam Her



Man, Oh Man, She Drained My Stamina!



[H. Who] I Know This Dip Named Jessica; Bimos Used To Mess With Her



It Really Didn't Matter, So I Still Slept With Her



It Was All Good, In That She Gave Up The Kitty-cat



And When I Was Done, I Said, "Good Lookin' Black!"




Verse 2



[Smile] I Met This Chick Named Nessa, Who Favors Uncle Fester



I Beat The Bitch Bloody 'cause She Stole From My Dresser



Bruises, Knots, And Multi-lacerations



I Almost Killed The Bitch; My Lawyer Got Me Probation



[Mike] I Met This Girl Named Kim At The All-natural Gym



Tryin' To Push Up Was This Guy Named Tim



Who Will Win, Is It Me Or Him?



Gave Her A Grin And I Was IN!



[H. Who] Check It, I Know This Dip Named