He Scares Easily

It Makes Him So Angry

At Me



And His Head It Spins Around

Just Like The Exorcist And I

Find It Ever So

Hard To Resist His Cries



But Theres Nothing More Sadistic Than An Infant

Waving His Pistol In My Face

He Wants Me Right Down On My Knees

Crumbling In Disgrace



But He Underestimates My Mind

I Know He's Messing With My Head

My Only Weakness Is

I Can't Believe The Guy Could Be Entirely Dead



Chorus:



Can't Talk To A Psycho Like A Normal Human Being

Can't Talk To A Psycho Like A Normal Human Being

Trigger Happy Jack

You're Gonna Blow

But I'm Gonna Get Off

Before You Go

My Trigger Happy Jack Is Just A

Drive By A Go-go



And After Awhile He Calms Down

And He Looks At Me Like A Prince

But I Know I Better Bite The Bullet

Cause It's Just Another One Of His

Jedi Mind Tricks



But This Ain't No Headtrip Honey

This Is A Collision On The Road

And You've Got Me Feeling Oh Just Like A Roadkill

And You Know Deep Down I Know



Chorus



Why Do You Make Me Feel Like This? (1-2-3-4)

Why Do You Gotta Be Such A Dick? (1-2-3-4)

Why Do You Make Me Feeling Like This? (1-2-3-4)

Why Do You Gotta Be Such A Dick? (1-2-3-4)

Go-go



And I Hate Myself

Just Enough To Want Him

But I Hate Him Just Enough To Get Off

But I Understand Him

Maybe I'm Just Crazy Enough

To Love Him

Why Not? (why Not?)



You Can't To A Psycho Like A Normal Human Being...