No Dogs Allowed,
No Dogs Allowed,
No Dogs Allowed In The Subway Today.

So Climb Up The Stairs,
And Be On Your Way,
'Cuz There's No Dogs Allowed In The Subway Today.

If Dogs Were Allowed Then Just Think Of This Place,
An Army (alt: City) Of Dogs Living Here In This Space
Whining And Running From Dawn Until Dark
My Head Would Be Aching From Hearing Them Bark.

So There's
No Dogs Allowed,
No Dogs Allowed,
No Dogs Allowed In The Subway Today.

So Climb Up The Stairs,
And Be On Your Way,
'Cuz There's No Dogs Allowed In The Subway Today.
If Dogs Were Allowed Then The People Would Shout
And Tell Me To Order Those Dirty Dogs Out

I'd Have To Decide Who Would Get To Sit Down
Would The Dogs Or The People Ride Into Town.
So There's
No Dogs Allowed,
No Dogs Allowed,
No Dogs Allowed In The Subway Today.

So Climb Up The Stairs,
And Be On Your Way,
'Cuz There's No Dogs Allowed In The Subway Today.

If Dogs Were Allowed Then The Trains Would Be Filled
With Creatures That Never, No Never Stand Still.
There Wouldn't Be Room For The People At All
The Trains Would Be Cluttered With Dogs Big And Small.