I Hear That On A Date She'll Make You Wait,

'Cause She Thinks It Takes An Hour To Be Fashionably Late.

When Sooner Comes To Later,

You'll Love Her Or You'll Hate Her

But I Can't Imagine Any Guy Would Miss A Chance To Date Her.



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No Rice, No Dice, She Won't Think Twice,

If She Doesn't Like The Waiter, Then She Won't Be Nice.

I Could Write Myself A Letter, To Persuade My Friend I'd Met Her,

But I Don't Think They Would Fall For It...

I Think That They'd Know Better.



They Woke Up.

They Spoke Up.

They Broke Up.

On Moblile Telephones...



She Don't Give Half A Chance To Other Guys,

If I Had Half A Nerve I'd Probably Try...



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The Game's The Same, But I'm Afraid,

'Cause I Don't Know All The Rules And Never Really Learned To Play.

I Thought That I'd Forgot Her 'til I Saw Her In The Water,

Then My Heart Seized And My Car Keys Went

Down...

Down....

Down....

And As She Swam Away, My Mind Replayed

All The Witty Conversation I Should Have Made.

So I'll Cut Her Picture From The Front Page Of The Sunday Paper

And Attach Her To My Wall With A Staple,

Or I'll Tape Her....



They Woke Up.

They Spoke Up.

They Broke Up....

On Mobile Telephones.



They Woke Up.

They Spoke Up.

They Broke Up....

On Mobile Telephones



She Don't Give Half A Chance To Other Guys,

If I Had Half A Nerve I'd Probably Try...



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