I Wish I Was A Neutron Bomb For Once I Could Go Off
I Wish I Was A Sacrifice But Somehow Still Lived On
I Wish I Was A Sentimental Ornament You Hung On
The Christmas Tree I Wish I Was The Star That Went On Top
I Wish I Was The Evidence I Wish I Was The Grounds
For 50 Million Hands Upraised And Open Toward The Sky

I Wish I Was A Sailor With Someone Who Waited For Me
I Wish I Was As Fortunate As Fortunate As Me
I Wish I Was A Messenger And All The News Was Good
I Wish I Was The Full Moon Shining Off A Camaro's Hood

I Wish I Was An Alien At Home Behind The Sun
I Wish I Was The Souvenir You Kept Your House Key On
I Wish I Was The Pedal Brake That You Depended On
I Wish I Was The Verb 'to Trust' And Never Let You Down

I Wish I Was A Radio Song, The One That You Turned Up
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