I Nearly Died I Suicided Softly
I Saw Her Shadow Through The Cafe Window
I Watched You Lean Across The Table
I Watched You Whisper In Her Ear

And She Is Your Holy Mary
And I Am So Ordinary
And You Can Use Me If You Want To
I Know You Need Me Just Like An Old Soft Shoe

She Looks Like Me But A Bit Prettier
She's A Skater And A Ballet Dancer
I Saw Her On Your Motorcycle
In The Seat I Thought Was Meant For Me

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And When Your Mother Came To Boston You Disappeared
And Then I Saw You Three Together
I Guess She Makes The Best Impression
With Her Charming Femininity...

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Oh But I Am The One You Will Call When Alone
And I Am The One Who Will Give When She's Gone
And So I Give
So I Give

I Tell Myself That Love Is Truly Giving
Somehow I Justify This
Hoping You Will Understand Me
Hoping You Will Love Me Back

And She Is Your Holy Mary
And I Am So Ordinary
And She Is Your Queen Cleopatra
And I'm Just Your Morning After
And She Is Your Star Spangled Banner
And I Am Just Frere Jaque
And You Can Lose Me If You Want To

And I Am So Ordinary