St. Paul In His Letter To The Ephesians

Said, "It Came To Me Upon A Midnight Clear

I Finished Writing All Of My Gospel

Now All I Seem To Want Is Sex And Beer"



Marc Antony Looked Down On Caesar's Body

He Said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me You Ear

I Did Not Come Here To Praise Caeser

I Came Here For Sex And Beer



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Sex And Beer, Sex And Beer

Are The Two Things We Hold Dear

Sex And Beer, Sex And Beer

Are The Things We Like ?round Here



George Washington, He Never Crossed The Delaware

There Was No Midnight Ride For Paul Revere

Ben Franklin Never Discovered Electricity

They Were Too Busy Looking For Sex And Beer



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Charles Dickens Gave Us "Great Expectations"

Shakespeare Gave Us "Hamlet" And "King Lear"

Dostoyevsky Gave Us "Crime And Punishment"

Who The Hell Is Gonna Give Us Sex And Beer



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From The City To The Suburbs To The Country

From The Southern To The Northern Hemisphere

They're Holding A Tremendous Referendum

And Everyone's Choosing Sex And Beer



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They Can Take Away My Pride And My Dignity

They Can Use Up All My Blood And Sweat And Tears

They Can Take Away My Name And Give A Number

But They Can Never Take Away My Sex And Beer



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We Like Sex And Beer And Sex And Beer

And Sex And Beer

And Sex

And Beer