Pat:
We Were Just Dumb Kids
With A 6 Pack
That Bad Fake ID I Bought
Sitting On The Living Room Couch
Hoping That We Didn't Get Caught

Brad:
And When We Did My Dad Had Some Good Advice For Me
He Said Son There's A Time & Place For Just About Everything
Its Called College

Next Thing I Know Im Packin Up
And Hey Im Outta Here
A Backseat Full Of Clothes
In My Old Cavalier
Pat:
There Was Empty Pizza Boxes
Stacked Around The Room
A Couple Of Bears On Tuesday
And One In The Afternoon
Hey, College

Brad:
Those Were The Best Days Of My Life
I Found My Friends Myself And My Wife

Pat:
I Learned Almost Everything I Know
Without Ever Gaining Knowledge

Brad:
In College
In College

I Had Such A Good Time In Those 4 Years
That I Stretched It Into 6

Pat:
AND I'D LIKE TO THANK OL' GEORGE'S BAR
FOR THE CLASSES THAT I MISSED

Brad:
I Was Searching For The Meaning Of Life
When I Saw Her Walk My Way

Both:
And There Was No Doubt In My Mind
That It Wasn't About No GPA

Brad:
Those Were The Best Days Of My Life
I Found My Friends Myself And My Wife

Pat:
Learned Almost Everything I Know
Without Ever Gaining Knowledge

Brad:
In College

Those Were The Best Days Of My Life
Pat:
I Found My Friends Myself And My Wife

Brad:
Learned Almost Everything I Know
Might Have Gained A Little Knowledge

Both:
In College (yeah Yeah Yeah)
In College (yeah Yeah Yeah)
In College (yeah Yeah Yeah)
In College (yeah Yeah Yeah)