[Originally By Ted Nugent]

Well I Don't Know Where They Come From, But They Sure Do Come
I Hope They're Comin' For Me
And I Don't Know How They Do It, But They Sure Do It Good
I Hope They're Doin' It For Free
They Give Me Cat Scratch Fever, Cat Scratch Fever

Well The First Time That I Got It, I Was Just 10 Years Old
Got It From Some Pussy Next Door.
Well I Went To See The Doctor And He Gave Me The Cure...
I Think I Wanted Some More.
They Give Me Cat Scratch Fever, Cat Scratch Fever.
I Got It Bad Scratch Fever, Cat Scratch Fever

It's Nothin' Dangerous, I Feel No Pain
I Got It, Shame, Shame, Shame
You Know You Got It When You Go Insane
It Makes A Grown Man Cry, Cry
Won't You Be My Babe?

Well I Made Her Pussy Purr With The Stroke Of My Hand
They Know They're Gettin' It From Me
And They Know Just Where To Go When They Need A Lovin' Man
They Know I'm Doin' It For Free
I Give 'em Cat Scratch Fever, Cat Scratch Fever
They Got It Bad Scratch Fever, Cat Scratch Fever