Oh,
Well Imagine,
As I'm Pacing The Pews In A Church Corridor,
And I Can't Help But To Hear,
No, I Can't Help But To Hear An Exchanging Of Words:
"What A Beautiful Wedding! What A Beautiful Wedding!" Says A Bridesmaid To A Waiter.
"And Yes, But What A Shame, What A Shame The Poor Groom's Bride Is A Whore."

I'd Chime In With A
"Haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door?!"
No, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things
With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality.
I'd Chime In,
"Haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door?!"
No, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things
With A Sense Of...

Well In Fact,
Well I'll Look At It This Way,
I Mean Technically Our Marriage Is Saved
Well This Calls For A Toast
So Pour The Champagne
Oh! Well In Fact,
Well I'll Look At It This Way,
I Mean Technically Our Marriage Is Saved
Well This Calls For A Toast,
So Pour The Champagne, Pour The Champagne

I'd Chime In With A
"Haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door?!"
No, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things
With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality.
I'd Chime In,
"Haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door?!"
No, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things
With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality.
Again...

I'd Chime In,
"Haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door?!"
No, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things
With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality.
I'd Chime In,
"Haven't You People Ever Heard Of Closing A Goddamn Door?!"
No, It's Much Better To Face These Kinds Of Things
With A Sense Of Poise And Rationality.
Again...