Ou Can Ask A Man What


He's Accused Of Or Convincted Of


But Never What He Done


Just When You Think That You've


Been Able To Turn Your Life Around


Before You Know It


You're Back To Square One





My Intentions Are Dubious


Like Those Of Senor Rubio's In 19-20


Against Venustiano Carranza


!Viva Ortiz! Nia Mortiis


With The Pick, The Shovel And The Sickle


Fuck Mr. Pickle Swerving Around


With The Singular Testical


I'm The Man With The 88 Methods Like Tical


And I'm Biblical


Like Samson, Delilah And Deborah


Mathematical Like


Trigononometry And Algebra Et Cetera


That's Enough Boastin' For One Stanza


Extravaganza


Try And Be Brooklynesque


Like Tony Danza


But You End Up Balding And


Neurotic Like George Costanza


With Jerry Seinfeld


And Kramer


The Only Reason You Date Her


Is So That You Could Blame Her Of Fornicating,


Dating Others


Flirting, Inserting Words In The Mouths Of Your Brothers


Youse A Jealous Fucker, Aintcha?


Well, Try And Grow Up


I Had Invisible Paint


I'd Paintcha


And Then Throw Up On Ya And Then Go All Out


I'd Love To See You


Shit Those Pants And Then Stall Out





Toxoplasmosis,


Stone Tablets Down The Mountain Like Moses, Bring The Tanks And The Hoses,


I'll Bring The Pressure Like Osmosis, Flowerbed


Dapphodils And Roses


Head Exploded


Unable To Make Out Ears From Noses - It's All A Mess, Ohmigod


God Bless Goes The Preacher


Remindin' You Of Your Sunday School Teacher


Or Some Other Morbid Creature


You Know You Never Were Able To Feature


All The Traits Of A Good Christian


Reach-uppity-reacher


I'll Meet You Down The Road


Seat You Down The Road On A Couch, Ya Potato


Youse A Lemonhead Like Kato Kaelin


Mailing Digitized Evidence


To The Prosecution Witnesses


Die Lonely Like Van Gogh And Go Mandrill With The Mango Meat/meet


Me Just Outside Of Town,


Your Skin Colour's Just Inside Of Black


But Ju