Have You Seen The Well-to-do
Up And Down Park Avenue
On That Famous Thoroughfare
With Their Noses In The Air

High Hats And Narrow Collars
White Spats And Lots Of Dollars
Spending Every Dime
For A Wonderful Time

Now, If You're Blue
And You Don't Know Where To Go To
Why Don't You Go Where Fashion Sits
Puttin' On The Ritz
Different Types Who Wear A Daycoat
Pants With Stripes And Cutaway Coat
Perfect Fits
Puttin' On The Ritz

Dressed Up Like A Million Dollar Trooper
Trying Hard To Look Like Gary Cooper
Super-duper

Come, Let's Mix Where Rockefellers
Walk With Sticks Or "umberellas"
In Their Mitts
Puttin' On The Ritz

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Tips His Hat Just Like An English Chappie
To A Lady With A Wealthy Pappy
Very Snappy

You'll Declare It's Simply Topping
To Be There And Hear Them Swapping
Smart Tidbits
Puttin' On The Ritz