A Friend In Needs A Friend Indeed,
A Friend With Weed Is Better,
A Friend With Breasts And All The Rest,
A Friend Who's Dressed In Leather,

A Friend In Needs A Friend Indeed,
A Friend Who'll Tease Is Better ,
Our Thoughts Compressed,
Which Makes Us Blessed,
And Makes For Stormy Weather,

A Friend In Needs A Friend Indeed,
My Japanese Is Better,
And When She's Pressed She Will Undress,
And Then She's Boxing Clever,

A Friend In Needs A Friend Indeed,
A Friend Who Bleeds Is Better,
My Friend Confessed She Passed The Test,
And We Will Never Sever,

Day's Dawning, Skins Crawling [repeat Three More Times]
Pure Morning, [repeat This Three More Times]

A Friend In Needs A Friend Indeed,
A Friend Who'll Tease Is Better,
Our Thoughts Compressed,
Which Makes Us Blessed,
And Makes For Stormy Weather,

A Friend In Needs A Friend Indeed,
A Friend Who Bleeds Is Better,
My Friend Confessed She Passed The Test,
And We Will Never Sever,

Day's Dawning, Skins Crawling [repeat Three More Times]
Pure Morning,[repeat This Three More Times]

A Friend In Needs A Friend Indeed,
My Japanese Is Better,
And When She's Pressed She Will Undress,
And Then She's Boxing Clever,

A Friend In Needs A Friend Indeed,
A Friend With Weed Is Better,
A Friend With Breasts And All The Rest,
A Friend Who's Dressed In Leather...